East End Sicko

Or East End Rapist, whatever you want to call his dumb-ass, is undocumented. And the Houston Chronicle splashes it across their online front page:

Officials: Houston rape suspect in Houston illegaly

Yet you never see a headline like this:

HOUSTON MAN WHO CARES AND PROVIDES FOR HIS FAMILY IS HERE ILLEGALY

or

VALEDICTORIAN IN HOUSTON ILLEGALLY, DETERMINED TO OVERCOME EDUCATIONAL RESTRICTIONS

One idiot's sickness makes our work that much harder.